Posted in a discussion thread over at Silver Bullet Comicbooks (www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com)
Lets see,
Batman...got ninnified (i.e. turned into an incompetent noob that even Robin would feel ashamed being seen alongside with). And just because everyone in the Bat-side has to be slightly off-kilter, put in a punk (one drawn out from a RIGHTLY FORGOTTEN Elseworlds story) Title: Batman, Son of the Demon, Robin
Superman...lets make the comic version into a copy of "Superman Returns". Although, just because this is the *cleaner, brighter* Post-IC continuity, do away with the *bastard* in the son, and plunk in *adopted* in its place. As for those who don't like it (or that lousy movie). EFF YOU. Title: Action Comics
Wonder Woman....Take her, CUT away just about every single character development of the last TWENTY years i.e. return to those oh-so-missed days of Agent Diana Prince, PRINCESS of Themiscya and two bit lackey of a foreign power (i.e. the US government). In short, two words, BLUNDER BOOB-an. Title: I forget.
Flash...So what if we (TPTB at DC) can't get Barry, we can always get that other ALLEN. And as for Wally West...What/Who Wally West? Title: Flash: The Whiniest Man Alive
Green Lantern...start by taking out one, (Kyle Rayner), by having his girlfriend cheat on him (a forced/Editorial mandate). Then take the other and send him into *deep* undercover (my azz). And oh, just as we are at it, why not do away with that Parallax too. Voila, just like it never happened. Title: Green Lantern (v3, v4), Green Lantern: Rebirth, The Omega Men
Just FIVE, and the list goes on. Ladies and Gentlefreaks, presenting the Re-Silver Agified...ahem, NEW Earth. Everything old (and tired).
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